Anatidaephobia
“The rubber duck has got to go, Michael,” Amy stated while conversing on the phone with her husband. “You didn’t get the article I sent? Those things hold bacteria forever, a kid almost lost an eye,” she offered in response to Michael’s cool tone. “Okay, Mikey, let’s get you out of there,” she said while removing her four year old from his bath. Mikey had become attached to the duck. “Duckie! Duckie!” He screamed. Amy was over Mikey’s petulance tonight. She went to retrieve the duck for him but he completely ignored it. Amy had enough. Mikey had grown bored with playing alone so he began to wander. He ran into Duckie right outside of his room. “Hi, Duckie,” Mikey laughed. “Hi, Mikey,” Duckie responded. Mikey was stunned. “Duckie talks?” Mikey ran over to Duckie and picked him up. “Shhh, mommy doesn’t like Duckie,” Duckie whispered, “Mommy said ‘duckies are for bad boys.’” Mikey frowned, “But I’m not a bad boy.” “Then hide me. We don’t want to upset mommy,” Duckie instructed. Th...